My mom was playing in Photoshop again.

This is the start of a Flash project.  I'm scared. She said she's going to have the wheel barrow dump me into the pool.  HELP!  I don't know how to swim!

Looking rediculous as usual.

Now that my mom got a new cell phone with a 5 mp camera (whatever that means, but she wont stop talking about it) i am submitted to all kinds of picture-posing torture again.  Ugh.  Why cant she have 5 classes per week instead of 3. 

When she gets bored, she comes to find me.  Seriously, what goes through her head?  It must be something like this...

"Hmmm...bored today.  Think I'll take some pictures.  But what of?  I know!  Let's dress Albert upin something rediculous and make him pose for pictures!"

Really.  I mean, why does she get kicks out of humiliating me?

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Sick Day.

Yesterday my mom & I got to hang out in bed all day. She said she had a stomach virus. That happens to me when I eat too much grass. My mom must have ate alot of grass cause she threw up ALOT.


Anyhow, it felt nice all snuggled up in the sheets and covers. It's the only time I'm allowed on the bed. If it were up to my mom, I'd get to sleep up there all the time but the C-man has rules. My mom made my bed ultra-comfortable tho. So it's good.


This is my impression of my mom wih her head in the toilet.


Bye now!

I'm a good boy!

I left a surprise for my mom in front of my sleeping crate today! You see, it's my moms birthday and with the enlisted help of the good C-Man, I got her a card! She was so happy and totally loved it! I even signed my name in Spanish! (love, Alberto)

We have yard intruders!

The other night I discovered a secret my mom and the C-man have been keeping from me. We have a skunk! Apparently he comes out the same time every night and has two puppies.

Then we have this bird in our front yard that yells when you come near her. Oh her voice is so high it hurts my ears. My mom yells at me if I get too close. She says there are eggs. Well what is she doing putting eggs in our front yard! I always thought they go in a frying pan!

It's a beautiful day and I want to go OUT!

My new diggs.

Mom and C-man bought me a new place in the house just for me. They said they are tired of the damage to walls doors and rugs in tge bathroom where they leave me when they have to do human stuff when I am not allowed to come along. They also found my secret pee spots in the closet where I sneak off to in the middle of the night.


Lots of K-9's don't like that nasty word, CAGE, but I don't mind this special place because it's still in the same corner of tge bedroom where I sleep on moms side and mom made it real nice with my favorite bed and even a big warm blanket thrown on top so I feel like I have some privacy. (it sure beats the cardboard box and suitcase contraption that the humans used as a fence to baracade me into my corner with before so that I wouldn't leave my bed in the middle of the night!)


I didn't give my mom any fuss...I just went right in there at bedtime.

My portrait

My mom took this of me.

A note from Albert's mom.

Hello everyone. This is Albert's mom. I found this funny little tuck-job in my son's bed this morning. Do you think he tucked his own toy there like this?

Posing with cows.

Those pesky cows across the street are getting used to my mom and I. They don't seem to mind us at all anymore, even when we stop over at the entranceway to our estates to break for photo opps.



See! There they are! Always in the background! Pesky cows! They even stare back at my wierd mama when she does the moo-cow baby talk.

Mom does a photoshoot.

My mom has been going camera-happy! But that's okay because I am a ham for the camera!





So shy....NOT!





Saying my prayers.

Days with mom.

Sometimes when she goes off to school, I begin to miss her so much. At times I don't even want to eat my food that the C-man puts in my dish for me. I'll wait for her at the top of the stairs patiently longing for the moment she'll walk through that door by the room where the humans put the cars.


And sometimes...mom will let me on the bed and snuggle up with me. Ahhh...this feels so nice to be curled up in the nook of mom's neck!