Hey, doggie bloggie friends out there!  How many of you have your OWN Facebook profile?  My mom made me one a long time ago, but we've been too busy to keep up with it.  The good news is that now, we've been trying as we might to keep it going, especially now with our new adventures in the Poconos where my mom grew up.  So stay in touch and come "like" me!

Here's the link:  Albert E. Hairless on Facebook

Also...be my friend on DogBook, the doggie community on Facebook and we can stay updated on our human's cell phones!
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Brrr....it's cccccCOLD up here!

brrrrrr....it's freezing!

Well, fellow doggiez...I must say!  I don't know how you northern dogs do it!  I want to move back to California.  This stuff is the pits!  I try to go out and pee and poo all in one shot, but alas it is too cold.  I freeze my berries off.  Oh wait.  They got frozen off about five years ago.  Okay.  So I freeze my tail off.  But dang!  It's soooo cold and then my mom decided to laugh and pause for a photo opp before letting me in the house. 

So...here is my new potty schedule:

1.  When mommy wakes up in the am:  PEE on dead trees that don't have leaves cause it's something called WINTER.
2.  In the afternoon: POOP in the neighbor's yard.  It's okay cause nobody lives there.
3.  In the early evening: PEE on the clothes line pole.  Mom says people here sometimes hang clothes on them.
4. Before bed: PEE a loooong pee and try to POOP.

It's working well for me, except I pooped in my Great Aunt Susan's house twice.  whoops.  She didn't get too mad though, because her doggie wears a diaper.

Mom...pleez open the door and let me back in where it's warm!

I'm a Yankee dog now!

Well the mountains are interesting so far!  First of all...my mom is so unhappy that all she ever does is cry.  But my Great Grandpa is awesome!  He feeds me pepperoni and salami slices!  The only question I have is what is the deal with this cold weather and all of this white stuff on the ground?  brrrr!

Moving to the mountains.

My mom and I are going to be moving again.  She tells me there will be lots of snow and ice on the ground.  Brrrr...I'm getting goose-pimples on my hairless body just thinking about it!  She's not very happy.  She's been very sad.  I will miss all of my new furry friends here in Alabama.  I hope I will get to meet other fur-friends in the great North East!  Wish my mom and me luck!

My face got hurt.

My mom keeps asking me what happened but she isn't comprehending the morse code I am sending through the strategic wags of my tail.


A couple of nights ago, the Joe-man noticed my lower eyelid was a little swollen. Mom said it looked a little better on Tuesday morning but then today it swelled up and started oozing. Mom also noticed a lumpy red mark on my cheek. That's when she got worried and thought I got in a fight with one of my big brother dogs.

So Auntie Becky and my mom took me to the Vet here...my first time to this new guy named Dr. Fuller. He was pretty funny. He always asks about the Joe-man and he even told me that I was a BEAUTIFUL dog. My mom's reply was "of course! He is my son!"

The doctor-dude squirted orange antibiotics in my mouth and swabbed my eyelid with some gel stuffs and sent me on my merry way. I'm feeling tired now and want to lay on the back of the couch and rest up from my adventure-filled day.

But first, I want to share with y'all (yes, I'm developing my Southern "bark") this funny photo my mom took from a sign in the waiting area.


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It's PAWS for the cause time!

My mom and I have always supported the local humane and rescue organizations, and since moving to Alabama, we have found a really cool humane society right at our own back door!  So...we are going to do another 1K walk to support the Shelby Humane organization!  Yay!  I can't wait!  These events are so much fun.  You can email me and my mom if you would like to make a donation and sponsor us in the big walk!  We would really appreciate it!  We are walking on Saturday, October 2...so please, we need all donations before then!  We will post lots of photos of the day after the event!  Wish us good luck in helping our furry friends who don't have homes, live one more day to find their FUR-ever homes!

My mom and Tyson, the Skateboarding Bulldog during the 2005 Orange County SPCA Walk for the Animals!  He was our Master of Ceremonies!

This year's event in Alabaster, Alabama:

http://barkinthepark.shelbyhumane.org/mutt-strut-information.php

Waiting...

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Me loves me some Labor Day BBQs!

Chilling on the back porch at the Hotel Halechko. Hangin with my pooch brothers Max and Xander watching the humans bring out all the food stuffs! I love howladay weekends!

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Dress-up gone wrong.

I love rolling around in freshly laundered clothes. It one of my favorite past times. But look t this mess I got myself all tangled up in!

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Hey look! I invented a new yoga pose!

It's called the triangle dog pose!

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With Love..from Alabama.

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I moved again!

Things between the C-man and my mom didnt work out and so we moved to Alabama with some old friends of my mom from back when she grew up in PA.  I have a lot more fun now because its never quiet here and i have 2 new K-9 friends to romp around and play with.  The pug is just like me...and old fellow with a gray face who likes to lay around and sleep all day just like me.  The Doberman is another story.  He's not the sharpest tool in the shed, but its cool cause that means i get to boss him around.

My mom does a lot of travelling during the week for school and she hates it, but theres always something for me to do and i like hanging out with the humans here and all of the dogs!  There are so many neighborhood dogs!  Im making so many friends!

The picture is of me and my mom during our 4 hour drive to Alabama from GA.  Joe picked us up in the big truck.  THAT was fun until he and my ma started singing at the top of their lungs to some band named after the state we are moving to.  Some people said they are from there.  Well thats just stupid.  Wheres the creativity in that?  I mean...maybe i should start a band named Los Angeles for that matter.  Nah.  I kid.  If i started a band it would be called Albert and the Critters.  Id hire a bunch of stupid Dobermans on backup vocals, cause theyll do just about anything i say!

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