So...here is my new potty schedule:
1. When mommy wakes up in the am: PEE on dead trees that don't have leaves cause it's something called WINTER.
2. In the afternoon: POOP in the neighbor's yard. It's okay cause nobody lives there.
3. In the early evening: PEE on the clothes line pole. Mom says people here sometimes hang clothes on them.
4. Before bed: PEE a loooong pee and try to POOP.
It's working well for me, except I pooped in my Great Aunt Susan's house twice. whoops. She didn't get too mad though, because her doggie wears a diaper.
|Mom...pleez open the door and let me back in where it's warm!|