Friday, December 24, 2010

Hey, doggie bloggie friends out there!  How many of you have your OWN Facebook profile?  My mom made me one a long time ago, but we've been too busy to keep up with it.  The good news is that now, we've been trying as we might to keep it going, especially now with our new adventures in the Poconos where my mom grew up.  So stay in touch and come "like" me!

Here's the link:  Albert E. Hairless on Facebook my friend on DogBook, the doggie community on Facebook and we can stay updated on our human's cell phones!
My DogBook Profile's cccccCOLD up here!'s freezing!
Well, fellow doggiez...I must say!  I don't know how you northern dogs do it!  I want to move back to California.  This stuff is the pits!  I try to go out and pee and poo all in one shot, but alas it is too cold.  I freeze my berries off.  Oh wait.  They got frozen off about five years ago.  Okay.  So I freeze my tail off.  But dang!  It's soooo cold and then my mom decided to laugh and pause for a photo opp before letting me in the house. is my new potty schedule:

1.  When mommy wakes up in the am:  PEE on dead trees that don't have leaves cause it's something called WINTER.
2.  In the afternoon: POOP in the neighbor's yard.  It's okay cause nobody lives there.
3.  In the early evening: PEE on the clothes line pole.  Mom says people here sometimes hang clothes on them.
4. Before bed: PEE a loooong pee and try to POOP.

It's working well for me, except I pooped in my Great Aunt Susan's house twice.  whoops.  She didn't get too mad though, because her doggie wears a diaper.

Mom...pleez open the door and let me back in where it's warm!

Sunday, December 19, 2010

I'm a Yankee dog now!

Well the mountains are interesting so far!  First of mom is so unhappy that all she ever does is cry.  But my Great Grandpa is awesome!  He feeds me pepperoni and salami slices!  The only question I have is what is the deal with this cold weather and all of this white stuff on the ground?  brrrr!

Monday, December 13, 2010

Moving to the mountains.

My mom and I are going to be moving again.  She tells me there will be lots of snow and ice on the ground.  Brrrr...I'm getting goose-pimples on my hairless body just thinking about it!  She's not very happy.  She's been very sad.  I will miss all of my new furry friends here in Alabama.  I hope I will get to meet other fur-friends in the great North East!  Wish my mom and me luck!

Wednesday, October 13, 2010

My face got hurt.

My mom keeps asking me what happened but she isn't comprehending the morse code I am sending through the strategic wags of my tail.

A couple of nights ago, the Joe-man noticed my lower eyelid was a little swollen. Mom said it looked a little better on Tuesday morning but then today it swelled up and started oozing. Mom also noticed a lumpy red mark on my cheek. That's when she got worried and thought I got in a fight with one of my big brother dogs.

So Auntie Becky and my mom took me to the Vet first time to this new guy named Dr. Fuller. He was pretty funny. He always asks about the Joe-man and he even told me that I was a BEAUTIFUL dog. My mom's reply was "of course! He is my son!"

The doctor-dude squirted orange antibiotics in my mouth and swabbed my eyelid with some gel stuffs and sent me on my merry way. I'm feeling tired now and want to lay on the back of the couch and rest up from my adventure-filled day.

But first, I want to share with y'all (yes, I'm developing my Southern "bark") this funny photo my mom took from a sign in the waiting area.

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Sunday, September 19, 2010

It's PAWS for the cause time!

My mom and I have always supported the local humane and rescue organizations, and since moving to Alabama, we have found a really cool humane society right at our own back door!  So...we are going to do another 1K walk to support the Shelby Humane organization!  Yay!  I can't wait!  These events are so much fun.  You can email me and my mom if you would like to make a donation and sponsor us in the big walk!  We would really appreciate it!  We are walking on Saturday, October please, we need all donations before then!  We will post lots of photos of the day after the event!  Wish us good luck in helping our furry friends who don't have homes, live one more day to find their FUR-ever homes!

My mom and Tyson, the Skateboarding Bulldog during the 2005 Orange County SPCA Walk for the Animals!  He was our Master of Ceremonies!

This year's event in Alabaster, Alabama:

Tuesday, September 7, 2010


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Sunday, September 5, 2010

Me loves me some Labor Day BBQs!

Chilling on the back porch at the Hotel Halechko. Hangin with my pooch brothers Max and Xander watching the humans bring out all the food stuffs! I love howladay weekends!

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Dress-up gone wrong.

I love rolling around in freshly laundered clothes. It one of my favorite past times. But look t this mess I got myself all tangled up in!

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Thursday, September 2, 2010

Hey look! I invented a new yoga pose!

It's called the triangle dog pose!

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Thursday, August 19, 2010

With Love..from Alabama.

Passionately brought to you from my Android phone.

I moved again!

Things between the C-man and my mom didnt work out and so we moved to Alabama with some old friends of my mom from back when she grew up in PA.  I have a lot more fun now because its never quiet here and i have 2 new K-9 friends to romp around and play with.  The pug is just like me...and old fellow with a gray face who likes to lay around and sleep all day just like me.  The Doberman is another story.  He's not the sharpest tool in the shed, but its cool cause that means i get to boss him around.

My mom does a lot of travelling during the week for school and she hates it, but theres always something for me to do and i like hanging out with the humans here and all of the dogs!  There are so many neighborhood dogs!  Im making so many friends!

The picture is of me and my mom during our 4 hour drive to Alabama from GA.  Joe picked us up in the big truck.  THAT was fun until he and my ma started singing at the top of their lungs to some band named after the state we are moving to.  Some people said they are from there.  Well thats just stupid.  Wheres the creativity in that?  I mean...maybe i should start a band named Los Angeles for that matter.  Nah.  I kid.  If i started a band it would be called Albert and the Critters.  Id hire a bunch of stupid Dobermans on backup vocals, cause theyll do just about anything i say!

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Wednesday, July 21, 2010

My mom was playing in Photoshop again.

This is the start of a Flash project.  I'm scared. She said she's going to have the wheel barrow dump me into the pool.  HELP!  I don't know how to swim!

Sunday, July 18, 2010

Looking rediculous as usual.

Now that my mom got a new cell phone with a 5 mp camera (whatever that means, but she wont stop talking about it) i am submitted to all kinds of picture-posing torture again.  Ugh.  Why cant she have 5 classes per week instead of 3. 

When she gets bored, she comes to find me.  Seriously, what goes through her head?  It must be something like this...

"Hmmm...bored today.  Think I'll take some pictures.  But what of?  I know!  Let's dress Albert upin something rediculous and make him pose for pictures!"

Really.  I mean, why does she get kicks out of humiliating me?

Passionately brought to you by Stacey via my Android phone.

Friday, July 2, 2010

Sick Day.

Yesterday my mom & I got to hang out in bed all day. She said she had a stomach virus. That happens to me when I eat too much grass. My mom must have ate alot of grass cause she threw up ALOT.

Anyhow, it felt nice all snuggled up in the sheets and covers. It's the only time I'm allowed on the bed. If it were up to my mom, I'd get to sleep up there all the time but the C-man has rules. My mom made my bed ultra-comfortable tho. So it's good.

This is my impression of my mom wih her head in the toilet.

Bye now!

Sunday, June 27, 2010

I'm a good boy!

I left a surprise for my mom in front of my sleeping crate today! You see, it's my moms birthday and with the enlisted help of the good C-Man, I got her a card! She was so happy and totally loved it! I even signed my name in Spanish! (love, Alberto)

Thursday, June 17, 2010

We have yard intruders!

The other night I discovered a secret my mom and the C-man have been keeping from me. We have a skunk! Apparently he comes out the same time every night and has two puppies.

Then we have this bird in our front yard that yells when you come near her. Oh her voice is so high it hurts my ears. My mom yells at me if I get too close. She says there are eggs. Well what is she doing putting eggs in our front yard! I always thought they go in a frying pan!

Thursday, April 15, 2010

My new diggs.

Mom and C-man bought me a new place in the house just for me. They said they are tired of the damage to walls doors and rugs in tge bathroom where they leave me when they have to do human stuff when I am not allowed to come along. They also found my secret pee spots in the closet where I sneak off to in the middle of the night.

Lots of K-9's don't like that nasty word, CAGE, but I don't mind this special place because it's still in the same corner of tge bedroom where I sleep on moms side and mom made it real nice with my favorite bed and even a big warm blanket thrown on top so I feel like I have some privacy. (it sure beats the cardboard box and suitcase contraption that the humans used as a fence to baracade me into my corner with before so that I wouldn't leave my bed in the middle of the night!)

I didn't give my mom any fuss...I just went right in there at bedtime.

Wednesday, March 31, 2010

My portrait

My mom took this of me.

Monday, March 29, 2010

A note from Albert's mom.

Hello everyone. This is Albert's mom. I found this funny little tuck-job in my son's bed this morning. Do you think he tucked his own toy there like this?

Thursday, March 25, 2010

Posing with cows.

Those pesky cows across the street are getting used to my mom and I. They don't seem to mind us at all anymore, even when we stop over at the entranceway to our estates to break for photo opps.

See! There they are! Always in the background! Pesky cows! They even stare back at my wierd mama when she does the moo-cow baby talk.

Tuesday, March 16, 2010

Mom does a photoshoot.

My mom has been going camera-happy! But that's okay because I am a ham for the camera!

So shy....NOT!

Saying my prayers.

Monday, March 15, 2010

Days with mom.

Sometimes when she goes off to school, I begin to miss her so much. At times I don't even want to eat my food that the C-man puts in my dish for me. I'll wait for her at the top of the stairs patiently longing for the moment she'll walk through that door by the room where the humans put the cars.

And will let me on the bed and snuggle up with me. Ahhh...this feels so nice to be curled up in the nook of mom's neck!

Monday, March 8, 2010

Life is a farm.

Okay. Well maybe I don't live on a farm. But the farm lives across from me. Mom said today in Georgia it was 73 out.

Ahhh...when she came home from school mom, the C-man and me all sat out on the back porch to enjoy the beautiful weather. The cows were squeaking (yes, sometimes cows squeak), the birds were doing their thing, and the sun felt good!

Tuesday, March 2, 2010


Okay, for all of my doggy-bloggy pawpals out there who's parents have FaceBook, I'm excited to announce that FaceBook's DogBook apllication has the iPhone version too! So any of you who are on DogBook, let's hook up! For those of you who aren't...well you should sign up!

Monday, March 1, 2010

Movin on up

I like to be up real high!

Sunday, February 28, 2010

My mom drew me on tge computer.

This was off of a photo she took of me after she shaved all my face hairs off into a Mohawk some years ago. I'll have to post the orginal photo sometime.

-brought to you via my moms iPhone.

Thursday, February 25, 2010

And what do YOU do on a Thursday afternoon?

I like to sit at the computer and read my friends' blogs.

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Wednesday, February 17, 2010

Wordless Wednesday

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Tuesday, February 16, 2010

Papi's mi hermano!

I finally got to see Beverly Hills Chihuahua! Had to wait until it came out on DVD cause Mom says it's not easy to sneak a 16 lb. dog into the theatre.

All I can say is, Papi's my man! He's so cool and I can relate to his sexy swagger with the ladies, mm hmm.

If you haven't seen it yet, you must. It's a bark of a good time!

-brought to you from my mom's iPhone.