What...you say I got big ears?

You're just jealous because I get HBO in my left ear and Cinemax in my right one. :)

Best seat in the house.

I wanted to be closer to my mom's boss while he makes the gourmet doggie ice cream cones, just in case he makes a mess that might lead to pieces of food flying from the sky. Ill be sure to be up front and center with my nose pointed North.

But it took a while. So I decided to grab the closest warmest seat nearest the baking table.

I have a new sister!

Im so excited to have another playmate to pee on the yard with! Even though she steals all my squeaky toys and keeps me up half the night with her constant itching, she HAS mastered the art of pissing off the cat and even getting him to submit to her (lordy, I dont know how she did it!) That much is a-okay in my book because I was tired of his constant harassing me. Dude would just sit hiding around the corner and pounce out of nowhere to land on top of me, claws flailing! He scares the heebie jeebies out of me!

So here I am with my new sister, Penelope, whom my parents call..."The Urinator".