so i guess now that we moved to Georgia, i gotta bark for the home team, but that's okay cause they're the bulldogs and that's better than the tigers or the lions or anything else that could eat me. the bulldogs are one of my own, yunno? so my mom picked me up this really cool jersey to wear on saturdays when she and the other human sit on the couch, turn up the speakers really loud and drink that smelly stuff in the bottle that i tried once, and got tipsy, and kept fallin' all over my mom's lap. whew! i wont do THAT again. mom said it was a lesson to teach me not to drink irresponsibly, so like many parents, she wanted to be the first to give me my first sip, yunno? but that's okay, she wont have to worry cause though i liked it at first, it was too weird. i dont know why the humans drink that stuff anyway, cause they act all goofy when they do but that's okay too cause mom lets me have more treats. i think she forgets and loses count how many she gives me. i specially like when people come over cause i get more treats then too cause mom likes me to show off my tricks. ill do anything for a treat and i'm always learning new dance moves, even though i'm older, so that saying "you can't teach an old dog new tricks" is just baloney. ooo...that reminds me...i'm really hungry...gotta go bye.